Have You Seen My Buffalo ?
Written and Illustrated
By
Dianna Lynne Wood
© For Squirrel, Designs – (Wood) Kane
2004
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“Have you seen my Buffalo ? I have searched high and low...looked
to and fro. Where he is, I do not
know.
I’ll go ask Joe. He might know.”
Joe was a crow from Idaho .
I found Joe eating
a pistachio under some mistletoe while playing with a domino
and his yo-yo near his studio in Tokyo .
“Hey Joe! I cannot find my Buffalo . I have searched high and low...looked
to and fro. Where he is, I do not
know.”
“I’ll help you find your buffalo. Let’s go to the rodeo in Mexico . We’ll ask the head honcho who wears a poncho
and has a big black mustachio.”
So…off we went to Mexico !
“Mr. Honcho! Mr. Honcho! Have you seen my Buffalo ? I have searched high and low...looked
to and fro. Where he is, I do not
know. Joe the crow
from Idaho thought you might know
the whereabouts of my Buffalo .”
“Perhaps you should go
to Ontario
and ask Romeo. He might know…for
I haven’t seen your Buffalo .”
He went below, said
“tally-ho”, got in his boat and began to row. He was on his way to Cairo to buy a yellow sombrero.
So…off we went to Ontario !
“Oh, Romeo! Oh, Romeo! Have you seen my Buffalo ? I have searched high and low...looked
to and fro. Where he is, I do not
know. The head honcho at
the rodeo in Mexico
thought you might know the whereabouts of my Buffalo .”
“I may have seen him long-ago
on the patio down by the depot owned by so-and-so.”
“Well, let’s go!”
So, we went to the patio
down by the depot owned by so-and-so to (hopefully) find
my Buffalo .
“See! There you go,” said Romeo. “There is your Buffalo .”
“No! No!
That’s no Buffalo ! That’s a doe, incognito.”
“Oh, I didn’t know. Would you join me for gazpacho and a video
before you go?
So, we watched a show
on video and ate gazpacho with Romeo and the doe on
the patio by the depot.
The gazpacho was magnifico but it gave me vertigo
and I stubbed my toe. Boy,
did it grow! It even turned black
and indigo!
“Please bring me a bow
and some Velcro and I’ll wrap my toe.
Thank you for the gazpacho,
but we really must go. I want to
find my Buffalo .”
“Try the Navajo
down at the Alamo . I hear he may know about a Buffalo .”
So…off we went to the Alamo !
“Can you help us find my Buffalo ? I have searched high and low...looked
to and fro. Where he is, I do not
know. Romeo thought you
might know the whereabouts of my Buffalo .”
“No, I haven’t seen
your Buffalo . But, I hear tell there’s a buffalo in
a gazebo in Kokomo . Perhaps it is there that you should go.”
So…off we went to Kokomo !
“My Buffalo ! My Buffalo !
I
finally found my Buffalo !”
He was in a gazebo
wearing a cameo and playing the banjo.
“We have searched high and
low …looked to and fro. Where
you had gone, I did not know.”
“Well, I caught a rainbow from Idaho
to Kokomo where I found a bungalow in the snow that had a radio,
served cookie dough and escargot, gave me this cameo, and
let me play my banjo. Would you
like to go to the bungalow?
You’ll have to tip-toe really slow through the snow.”
So, we all went to the bungalow
and ate cookie dough and escargot while we listened to the radio.
“Hey, look!
There’s the rainbow. Let’s
take it back to Idaho .”
I’m so glad I found my Buffalo !
The End
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